I'm jealous of your bromance
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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