in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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