if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
