when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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