turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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