we have officially lost it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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