In the future we'll all be gay
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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