Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
wow bdsm is so cute
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