Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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