You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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