i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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