when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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