How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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