I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dick very happy bro
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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