And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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