Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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