i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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