Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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