i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize