So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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