ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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