Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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