Ambien. No doubt about it.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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