I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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