South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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