whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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