I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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