I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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