they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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