Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You surviving the open bar?
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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