is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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