so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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