I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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