i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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