She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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