It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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