well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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