Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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