i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
