we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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