I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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