My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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