Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you still have your period?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm sobbing to NWA
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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