no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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