No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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