So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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