I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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