I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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