He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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