I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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