Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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