Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She just used a chaser for red wine.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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