just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Someone shit on the floor
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
