Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
cat food counts as protein by the way
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm getting married
To pizza
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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