just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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