Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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