Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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