I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
